The writer recounts their chaotic journey to Paris Fashion Week, which had been derailed by train cancellations. After rebooking a 4 pm train that was also canceled, they considered unconventional methods of reaching Paris, such as rowing across the Channel or driving a Vespa. Luckily, British Airways released an “emergency fashion jet” from London to Paris, which the writer eagerly booked. The flight was a surreal experience, with fashion influencers, stylists, and designers on board, each trying to smuggle an entire season’s worth of clothes into the overhead bins. Despite the chaos, the writer found the experience hilarious and exhilarating, describing it as “an experience like no other in the air.”
